Shhh…. I have a secret

My children are ridiculous!

But I must say that this last thing has left me speechless.

One of my kids decided that since the other didn’t unload the dishwasher immediately when told to, he was ‘weaponizing incompetence’.

Seriously? Who talks like that?

My kids, that’s who.

And people wonder why I am losing what is left of my sanity.